why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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