I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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