Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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