doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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