Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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