Ambien. No doubt about it.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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