I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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