You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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