He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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