This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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