Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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