just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
