sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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