Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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