I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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