I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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