just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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