Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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