i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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