why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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