i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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