the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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