That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Your penis caused this!
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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