Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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