would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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