Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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