At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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