Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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