what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the day after is always just damage control
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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