If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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