I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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