her vagine was all disorganized.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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