they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just had sex on a roof
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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