I'm going to jail i love you
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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