Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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