she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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