So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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