rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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