i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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