I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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