how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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