I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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