i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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