She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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