I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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