eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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