thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think your dad took our porno
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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