I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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