I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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