i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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