I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
