i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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