We're facebook friends in real life
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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