Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
