i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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