Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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