If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she peed on how many people?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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