these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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