you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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