Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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